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Law Summary

One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.

Full Text of the Law

Section 5.66.040 Dirt or earth--Removing or placing on streets, parks, airport, etc. It is unlawful for any person to remove any dirt or earth from or place any dirt or earth on any of the streets, alleys or other public grounds, including the public parks of the city and the airport, without first having obtained a permit from the director of public works or from the board of park commissioners; provided, that this section shall not apply to regular employees of the city working under the direction of the director of public works, the board of park commissioners or other proper city authority; provided further, that this section shall not apply to persons who are under contra ct with the city for the paving or grading, or repaving or regrading, of any street or alley or the construction of any sewer or other public work for the city. (Ord. No. 3196 § 1)

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