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Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.

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Sec. 70-69. Responsibilities of bicyclists and skaters. (a) It shall be unlawful for any person to engage in bicycling, skateboarding, in-line skating, or roller skating in the following areas: (1) On the grounds of any public facility including, but not limited to, city hall, municipal parking garages, city police and fire stations, city public works yards, and historically designated properties. (2) On any public walls, ramps, fountains, or other fixtures or structures. (b) Bicycles shall not be chained or otherwise secured to any tree, fixture, or object which is not a bicycle rack on any portion of Lincoln Road or Ocean Drive. (c) Whenever any person is riding a bicycle, skateboarding, in-line skating, or roller skating, such person shall engage in such activity at a controlled speed which does not endanger the safety of pedestrians or others, shall yield the right-of-way to any pedestrian, and shall give an audible signal before overtaking and passing such pedestrian. (Ord. No. 97-3103, § 1, 12-3-97)

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