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Law Summary

Massage businesses may not sell alcohol on the side.

Full Text of the Law

Sec. 6-8-8. Alcoholic beverages. No person shall sell, give, dispense, provide or keep or cause to be sold, given, dispensed, provided or kept any alcoholic beverages on the premises of any massage business. (Ord. of 4-7-92, § 12) Cross references: Alcoholic beverages, Ch. 6-3.

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