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Law Summary

Drivers may not pump their own gas.

Full Text of the Law

Virgin, Bill. Self-serve gas in Oregon? Not likely. Seattle Post Intelligencer. May 13, 2003.

About This Law

A legislative method of forcing businesses to create more (minimum wage) jobs.

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