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Law Summary

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

Full Text of the Law

811.205 Carrying child on external part of vehicle; penalty.

(1) A person commits the offense of carrying a child on an external part of a motor vehicle if the person carries any child upon the hood, fender, running board or other external part of any motor vehicle that is upon a highway.

(2) The offense described in this section, carrying a child on an external part of a motor vehicle, is a Class B traffic violation.

[1983 c.338 §604; 1995 c.383 §53]

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