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Law Summary

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

Full Text of the Law

45-5-627. Ritual abuse of minor -- exceptions -- penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of ritual abuse of a minor if the person purposely or knowingly and as part of any ceremony, rite, or ritual or of any training or practice for any ceremony, rite, or ritual:

(b) actually or by simulation tortures, mutilates, or sacrifices an animal or person in the presence of the minor;


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