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Law Summary

In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10.

Full Text of the Law

No person shall:

(4) Use the cemeteries as picnic grounds, or consume alcoholic beverages in a cemetery, or bring the same upon the premises.

(9) No child under the age of ten (10) years shall be allowed in any cemetery unless accompanied by an adult.

(11) Be within the cemetery at any time other than daylight hours except cemetery employees, police officers, or by authorization of the superintendent.

(Ord. No. 182, ยง 3, 5-10-78)


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