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Law Summary

Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

Full Text of the Law

Sec. 13-64. Wading, throwing trash in City fountains and pools.

(a) A person may not wade or otherwise immerse any part of his body in any City-owned fountain or pool, except in pools constructed, operated and maintained for the purpose of swimming.

(b) A person may not throw or otherwise deposit in any way any trash, debris or any other matter whatsoever into any City fountain or pool, except swimming equipment in designated areas of pools constructed, operated and maintained for the purpose of swimming.

(Laws of Rockville, Ch. 12, ยงยง 12-1.01B, 12-1.01C)



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