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Law Summary

No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.

Full Text of the Law

Listing 10.10.060 Skywalks -- Prohibited Acts.

A. No person may commit any of the following acts within the pedestrian skywalk system or within any pedestrian mall:

1. sit, kneel, lounge, lie, or otherwise recline upon floors or stairs;

(Ord. C-28629)

Effective Date: 4/1/1987. Passed On: 2/23/1987

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