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Law Summary

Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.

Full Text of the Law

5-2-4: PROHIBITION OF THE USE OF WHEELED APPARATUS ON MUNICIPAL PROPERTY AND IN CERTAIN AREAS OF THE CITY:

C. Prohibitions:

2. Bicycles may only be used in the dismount/wheels down zone so long as all wheels remain on the ground while the bicycle is in motion. Any other use of bicycles in the dismount/wheels down zone is unlawful. Use of bicycles is also prohibited on the gazebo in heritage park, on all public park benches, and the public tennis courts located at Ranch Drive and Stierman Road.


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