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Law Summary

All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.

Full Text of the Law

47.06 SOFTBALL DIAMOND LIGHTS.

The lights at the Mount Vernon softball diamond shall be used only for organized games and tournaments unless permission is obtained from the Parks and Recreation Director. In no event shall the lights at the ballpark be on after 10:30 p.m. on any night.


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