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Law Summary

It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.

Full Text of the Law

ยง 109-1. Unlawful acts.

A. No person shall, within the limits of the Township of Mount Laurel:

(1) Be intoxicated or drunk or disorderly in any public omnibus, street, highway, thoroughfare or on any sidewalk or in any private house, home or in any boardinghouse, store, restaurant or other private, public or quasi-public place or house to the annoyance of any person.


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