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Law Summary

It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.

Full Text of the Law

ยง 99-1. Bathing tag required.

It shall be unlawful for any person or persons to use the Crystal Lake pool without having first obtained from the Township Clerk of the Township of Haddon a bathing tag to do so.


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