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Law Summary

It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened.

Full Text of the Law

Sec. 8-4. Possession, consumption of alcoholic beverages on town property.

(a) No person shall be in possession of alcoholic beverages upon any lands owned or controlled by the town without permission of the town council, nor shall any person consume any alcoholic beverage within or upon any land so controlled or upon any street, highway, sidewalk, or within any motor vehicle parked within or upon any land owned or controlled by the town, or within any motor vehicle parked upon any road, highway or lane within the boundaries of the town.

(b) Any person violating this section shall be punished in accordance with section 1-4.

(Ord. of 8-10-72(2))



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