Dumb Laws

Every head of household must own a gun.

Andy — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:48:41 +0000

Andy — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:07:06 +0000

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Andy — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:04:27 +0000

Incestuous marriages are legal.

Andy — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:57:51 +0000

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

Andy — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:48:11 +0000

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

Andy — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:42:56 +0000

You may not drive barefooted.

Andy — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:50:29 +0000

Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour.

Andy — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:47:25 +0000

One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.

Andy — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:45:46 +0000

No person may collect rags on Sunday.

Andy — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:34:01 +0000

Women may not wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.