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Dumb, Funny, and Stupid Laws!

We are dedicated to bringing you the largest collection of stupid laws available anywhere. Some of the strange laws that are still on the books will amaze you!


Dumb Laws in the News

Dumb Laws aren't a just thing of the past. We're tracking down breaking news in the world of crazy laws. Keep checking back, because there are new stories every week. The next one could be in your hometown. Let ue help keep you on the right side of the law!

License to Drive Naked

Posted by Danny on June 18, 2009

Some laws are absolutely necessary to hold together the fabric of a decent society. Some you might think are necessary, but aren’t on the books at all.

A man who was caught driving naked was let go because there was no law against such behavior, according to Jacksonville.com.

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Where’s There Smoke, There’s Laws

Posted by Danny on June 12, 2009

We have nothing against smoking laws. Smoking has been proven to be a dangerous, unhealthy and disgusting habit and the state should encourage people not to smoke without erasing their choice to do so.

But the law shouldn’t make smoking even worse for your health.

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The Only Gun In a Bar Should Be Behind It

Posted by Danny on June 7, 2009

Guns are an important constitutional right for this country. Everyone is allowed to have one regardless of their social status, creed or level of intelligence.

Tennessee has had level of drunkeness to that list since state legislators have allowed guns to be carried in bars, according to the AP.

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Stars & Cripes!

Posted by Danny on May 30, 2009

Don’t ever run the U.S. and the Canadian flag within 30 miles of each other. There’s nothing with it. It’s just someone might try and cut it down and claim they are being patriotic for their side.

And in the American’s case, they are enforcing the law, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

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Keep Indians Out of Minnesota

Posted by Danny on May 25, 2009

The Minnesota legislature is very close to catching up with over 140 years of history without having to fly around the world a million times at the speed of sound. That would be stupid because everyone knows that’s really not how you create time travel.

The House is asking the White House to repeal a very old federal law that allows Dakota Indians from living within the state’s borders, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.

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