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Dumb, Funny, and Stupid Laws!

We are dedicated to bringing you the largest collection of stupid laws available anywhere. Some of the strange laws that are still on the books will amaze you!


Dumb Laws in the News

Dumb Laws aren't a just thing of the past. We're tracking down breaking news in the world of crazy laws. Keep checking back, because there are new stories every week. The next one could be in your hometown. Let us help keep you on the right side of the law!

Cell Hell

Posted by Danny on October 6, 2009

Any law that attempts to curb the tide of preventing unnecessary text messaging on cell phones while driving is fine by me. As for the opposite…

Twenty two states that banned texting while driving also offer some kind of traffic awareness service that drivers can access through their (wait for it) cell phones, according to the AP.

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Taxation Without Representation

Posted by Danny on September 16, 2009

Some of the most convoluted laws in the land are those relating to property boundaries. God help the poor bastards living in the 1/100ths mile of a property line because you can be on one side or the other, depending on the douchebags running your local government.

One woman in Buffalo who had been paying taxes to the city for years was suddenly told she can’t vote, according to the Buffalo News.

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A Camera Says a Thousand Words

Posted by Danny on September 9, 2009

Ah, you’ve got to love the ineptitude and inefficiency of government. Seriously, you have to, it’s the law.

Police in Louisiana are no longer using their speed cameras because it kept pulling over a government vehicle, according to TheNewspaper.com.

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Sign of the Times

Posted by Danny on September 2, 2009

You can put up all the signs you want, but you still can’t outlaw stupid.

A mother wants the state to require new drivers to put signs in their windows warning other drivers that the person behind the wheel is a “newly licensed” driver, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

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Adopt Some Logic

Posted by Danny on August 23, 2009

Adoption is the most noble and selfless thing a human being can do. Taking someone who desperately needs to be loved in the most innocent person is, in my mind, the greatest expression of love in this cold universe.

So why, according to TIME, do some states have a law forbidding atheists from adopting?

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Remember, many of the laws on this site have been verified, but many have been taken from sources which do not include law citations. The laws have been taken from newsgroups, websites, city governments, and visitors to the site. Keep in mind that this is an entertainment site, we wouldn't recommend using our laws as evidence in court, unless you'd like the judge to laugh you into jail! If you'd like to send in a law (remember: what you say may be published for the entertainment of others!), e-mail me.

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